
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Cassi, from UNR.
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Cassi, from UNR.
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Ava, from PSU.
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Dominique, from FIU.
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Diana, an Alpha Phi from SDSU.
If your fraternity’s letters aren’t written across a big pair of honkers or a nice ass, does it even exist? Rush boobs are back. Alert the press. Kaboom.
Look, We’ve all had some bad dates from swiping right before. If you go down into the basement, you have to expect to see some rats and roaches along the way. It comes with the territory.
But one man in Springfield, Oregon definitely tops your “she had a tail” Tinder story. What started as a casual encounter ended with the poor dude robbed of both his money and dignity.
From Oregon Live:
Upon checking in, the victim told his Tinder date — whose profile was of a blonde, blue-eyed woman named Ashley — he was taking a shower. That’s when Ashley suggested he leave the door unlocked so she could slip in.
When the man got out of the shower, all of his possessions were missing. The victim tried to pull up Ashley’s profile but it had been deleted.
He called the police at approximately 1 a.m.
So this guy isn’t totally blameless here. Slipping in for a shower, on a neutral field, is a risky gambit for someone you barely know. Even the best case scenario carries a 30 percent chance of getting ringworm from the motel soap.
Tinder Pro Tip: shoot low without bottoming out. The less attractive the girl, the more likely she won’t rob you blind. Now don’t go scraping the bottom of the barrel but avoid a girl that’s too good to be true. She usually is.
If you watched Seinfeld growing up, you’d know better.
Never keep your guard or pants down around strangers for too long..
[via Oregon Live]
Image via Youtube
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Meet Katie from SJSU.
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Meet Kayla, from the University of Maryland.
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Meet Olivia, from FIU.
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Meet Kait, from ASU.
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Meet Haley, a ZTA from UF.
If your fraternity’s letters aren’t written across a big pair of honkers or a nice ass, does it even exist? Happy Valentine’s Day, you filthy animals.
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Meet Julia, from Lynn University.
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Meet Cameron, from Coastal Carolina.
And the Luckiest Bastard of the Year Award goes to … John Goehrke from the University of Missouri.
With a 25-point lead in the Super Bowl, the Atlanta Falcons looked poised to take home the title and tennis babe Genie Bouchard was confident in it. That’s when Mizzou student John Goehrke tossed up a Hail Mary, asking Bouchard for a date if the Patriots mounted the largest comeback in Super Bowl history. I don’t really need to tell you what happened after that.
— Genie Bouchard (@geniebouchard) February 6, 2017
Clear, physical evidence that shooters gotta shoot.
The story went viral over whether or not Bouchard would actually go on a date with this dude. You’re not supposed to meet strangers on the internet, I’m told. Then, last night, it happened.
OMG
so honored to be in @SiSwim pic.twitter.com/9HgivK45Rq
— Genie Bouchard (@geniebouchard) February 15, 2017
Wrong link. Be still, my heart.
Just met my 'Super Bowl Twitter Date' John
On our way to the @BrooklynNets game! @punslayintwoods pic.twitter.com/DHRgY46smd
— Genie Bouchard (@geniebouchard) February 16, 2017
Hey @BrooklynNets @barclayscenter pic.twitter.com/4F5t3wN0fE
— Genie Bouchard (@geniebouchard) February 16, 2017
Last night…
pic.twitter.com/Vu3DYgYSBh
— Genie Bouchard (@geniebouchard) February 16, 2017
— Genie Bouchard News (@genie_news) February 16, 2017
.@YESNetwork interviews #Mizzou student @punslayintwoods and pro tennis player @geniebouchard during their date. pic.twitter.com/DgeSrydFhi
— Mark Kim (@MarkJKim_) February 16, 2017
Is it just me or does she give off a MAJOR Taylor Swift vibe?
Sure, the “normal” guy comment might’ve cut him deep. Odds are he’s currently stuck in the friend zone. But that’s not a death sentence here. She seemed incredibly relieved he turned out to be normal, and they seemed to have a genuinely good time. You’ve played your cards right so far, John, and she’s reportedly agreed to a second date. Remember: game of inches.
You’re an inspiration to all the young shooters out there, John. A success story in the making. Thank you.
And John, if you’re reading this, hit me up on Twitter. I want the dirty deets..
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Becca, from Ryerson University.
Happy Friday from the masturbating Nina Agdal.
Hottest woman on earth? Maybe, just maybe. You can say a lot of things about me, but you can’t say I didn’t bring your attention to the masturbating Nina Agdal on Friday, February 17, 2017..
Image via Instagram/ @ninaagdal
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Katrina from the University of Alabama.
After almost three years of corresponding with ladies from around the country for “TFM Babe of the Day” and the TFMGirls Instagram handle, I’ve quickly learned that there’s a group of 40 or so familiar faces that rotate in and out every year who relentlessly ask to be featured on a daily basis and will bounce around for mass exposure between our account, Barstool Smokeshows, and the several other pages that fill your shameless IG feed. Many of you will undoubtedly recognize the subject of our story today as she happened to be one of those 40 or so familiar faces from back in like 2014-2015. You’ll recall former Miss Kentucky contestant and Louisville student Christen McAllister.
So what’s Christen been up to other than constantly deleting photos off her page and changing hair colors? Apparently she’s catching a little heat from the fuzz and burning bridges with roommates.
From WHAS 11 ABC:
According to arrest records, 22-year-old Christen McAllister and her roommate had been in an argument.
Police said McAllister then intentionally set fire to her roommate’s bed while two of her other roommates were inside the building, which she admitted to and was caught on an officer’s body camera.
McAllister faces first-degree arson.
If you asked me which former TFM girl would (allegedly) light another bitch’s bed on fire, I would have put the house on the notorious Lyna Perez because who wouldn’t make that bet. If we were playing oddsmakers, Christen probably wouldn’t have even cracked a mention on the big board other than “the field” option. I just didn’t get that “burn this mofo to the ground” vibe that was way more transparent with other IG chicks from my limited email interactions with Christen. She seemed nice and level headed. I have to eventually hear both sides of the story.
That said, any girl that’s capable of turning your bedroom into an instant inferno goes up a notch in my book. There’s something about the “my life could end at any moment with her” quality in a woman that I just find incredibly sexy. It has you on your toes and keeps things fresh. A relationship with some broad that’s setting furniture ablaze inside is a relationship that’s not going stale any time soon.
This also confirms my theory that you just don’t fuck with a girl that has over 10k IG followers. They don’t operate or play by the same rules as the rest of us in normal society. They’re too far removed to have a rational debate. Disagree with one and you might just be out a mattress by the end of the argument..
[via WHAS 11 ABC]
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Meet Brooke, from Quinnipiac University.