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Kylie Jenner Gets Wet And Topless In Holiday Film Every Family Can Enjoy

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Such a Kardashian/Jenner move to try and be the center of attention on Christmas. But Kylie couldn’t let Jesus have his own day, instead releasing a short film, which I thoroughly enjoyed. It has the critics buzzing. They’re talking award season sweeps with this masterpiece.

It’s basically three minutes of her naked, smoking a cigarette, being wet, and staring blankly at herself in a mirror. Some call it smut. I call it art. Whatever it is, it’s pure heat.

To loosely quote Seinfeld, I sense great vulnerability. A woman-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world. I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify her basest and most immediate urges. Her struggle is women’s struggle. She lifts my spirit. She is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away. She transcends time and space. She sickens me. I love it.

Tyga, though? Do better, Kylie.

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