VIDEO: Miss Texas USA Throws Worst First Pitch Maybe Ever But Looks Fan-fucking-tastic Doing It

So close, yet so far. Let’s chalk this one up to the heels. Or just her terrible windup from the get go. Kinda looked like a little leaguer who is taking the mound for the first time in his life with no practice. It doesn’t matter when you look like her, though. She could have dropped the ball in her windup and she’d still look good.

Just an absolute dime..

h/t Busted Coverage