Hey. Hey man. Do you like watching hot girls do things while also looking hot? Same. Here’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Samantha Hoopes beating some hipster in flip cup.
I tried to make a cup pun work, you guys. I really did. But all I could come up with was “I’d like to play with her cups.” Someone do better.
Real talk though, Sammy Hoopes has some flip cup talent. Her chugging abilities slowed her down a bit, but she still landed every flip on the first attempt. That’s impressive by anyone’s standard. I wish that hipster she was playing against didn’t stop to let her catch up at the end. She could’ve beaten him on her own. And he knew it. That’s exactly why he let her flip first — so he could tell his boys, “See? I didn’t really lose. I was just being nice ’cause she’s a girl.” Pussy.
Samantha’s cups:
This one’s dope cuz you can kinda pretend you’re fuckin’ her missionary:
Aaand here’s the full 360 (SI is always titty-biased, but those squats have been paying off):
Holy Lord..