I’m all for healthy competition. I’m also all for hot sorority chicks. So why not combine the two for a little fun? If you could pick one sorority to spend your college days with, would you rather party with the girls of Kappa Delta at the University of Georgia, or would you prefer running with the smokes of Alpha Phi at the University of Alabama?
Just like Jaws will spend hours studying one quarterback, I spent hours dissecting each and every aspect of these two sororities, because I care about you guys. I got absolutely zero personal pleasure out of this duty that I undertook for the good of all mankind. You’re welcome.
Georgia Kappa Delta
Hotness: 8/10
Kappa Delta has long been considered one of the hottest sororities in the nation. They are absolutely loaded with talent from top-to-bottom at Georgia. Really good stuff. Just really, really nice.
Wifeability: 9/10
A Georgia peach is a girl that you don’t just want in your life, you need her in your life. There’s just something so enticing about dipping into the UGA pool. It’s classy, yet erotic.
Hottest/Most Notorious Member: Olivia Harlan. Olivia has found her way into my heart ever since I found out she was going to be gracing college football’s sidelines this fall. She’s a tall drink of water with legs that will literally kill you.
Alabama Alpha Phi
Hotness: 10/10
Their hotness was never really in question. I mean, these girls were scolded for being too hot by the national media. There’s not a bad apple in the bunch. Finding an average looking chick in this crew is like searching for the Where’s Waldo pledge in a packed Halloween party.
Wifeability: 8.5/10
One of the only knocks on Alabama is, well, the intelligence level of the folks that occupy the state. Not saying that these girls are lacking in smarts, because they did have the wherewithal to put out that fire video for recruiting purposes, but it’s still something to consider. I also have to knock a half point off the wifeability because I’d get tired of hearing “Roll Tide” all the fucking time, but damn some of those accents get me going.
Hottest/Most Notorious Member:
This girl. She jumps out to me among the sea of talent in the Alpha Phi gene pool at Alabama. I think it’s her eyes. They just kinda draw you in. Whoever she is, she has won my heart with just one look. Call it her blue steel.
Winner: Alabama Alpha Phi. I’m all in on Alpha Phi right now..
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